Ummm. . .hello?

[Wurthless]

Hello friends, i am Wurthless.

I am applying to the Scary Bad Guys guild (www.scarybadguys.com) which is as everyone knows by far the best guild that has ever graced the online gaming community. in fact when i think about the level of greatness of my hopeful future guild versus this ramshackle gaggle of fucktards and carebears i must choke back my own vomit thinking that your website is even permitted to share the same internet space as ours.

as part of my recruitment process i have been sent here as an ambassador and diplomat to inform you all that not only may you all go fuck yourselves but that we will curbstomp you relentlessly should you ever be so unfortunate to cross paths with us in game.

thank you for your time

Wurthless.


On a personal note, Is that skull thing you have for an icon an evil triceritops? Just curious, also, feel free to come to crushridge and Ill show you guys how to pvp a hunter. Character is Wurthless, hell, I have transfer up, are you guys even worth the 25 bucks?

[Rann]

I vote no on Wurthless, yes on my fecal matter.

[Wurthless]

Fecal matter already? You havnt even seen me in game yet

[naclya]

*grabs some popcorn and a slurpy*

This will be mildly entertaining, at least until Tuesday night.

So Wurthless, how is it that these 'Scary Bad Guys' will, and I quote, "we will curb stomp you relentlessly should you ever be so unfortunate to cross paths with us in game." Have you ever fought against the behemoth that is KAAOS?

KAAOS is known for leaving a reputation in games for being masters of their art. . . strangely I nor no one else I know has heard or cares about your Scary Bald Guys. I wonder why that is? KAAOS has a long history that goes well over a decade, is that something you can claim. On another note about your Scary guild. . your friends play Vanguard, how hard is it to play a broken game like Vanguard?

Oh, forgive me, for a moment there I thought you were actually part of the guild. . . asking questions and all about it. Instead you are being laughed at behind your back as these guild masters send you on stupid little trips around the internet to make a complete fool of yourself.

"my hopeful future guild versus this ramshackle gaggle of fucktards and carebears" I'm sorry, but I'm still laughing about this.

[Wurthless]

If the quality of your players can be judged by Rann's armory, your comeback is laughable.
By behemoth do you mean zerg? Thats kind of what I was catchin. And I have to say, and I truly mean this, Scary Bald Guys had to be the single best play on words I have seen in my lifetime. I dont play vanguard to be honest, heard what you did about it being broken. I sincerly hope they are laughing behind my back as they read these posts. Those are the kind of pvp'ers I want to game with, jackasses. Enjoy your slurpee.

[Akiya]

Originally Posted by naclya

KAAOS is known for leaving a reputation in games for being masters of their art. . . strangely I nor no one else I know has heard or cares about your Scary Bald Guys.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha! oh god that made my night thankyou!

[Wurthless]

the reputation for being masters or the bald guys?

[Akiya]

I put the part I found hilarious in bold italics if you could not tell.....

[Ghazkul]

hello friends, i am ghazcool.

I am applying to the Scary Bad Guys guild (www.scarybadguys.com) which is as everyone knows by far the best guild that has ever graced the online gaming community. in fact when i think about the level of greatness of my hopeful future guild versus this ramshackle gaggle of fucktards and carebears i must choke back my own vomit thinking that your website is even permitted to share the same internet space as ours.

as part of my recruitment process i have been sent here as an ambassador and diplomat to inform you all that not only may you all go fuck yourselves but that we will curbstomp you relentlessly should you ever be so unfortunate to cross paths with us in game.

thank you for your time.

FUCK YOU GUYS I'M GONNA GAME WITH THE BIG DOGS!

They really want you to just copy paste this shit on the forums? Pretty weak.

[Wurthless]

Oh ok just checking, cause' I myself found the first part hilarious. Comparing raiding to skill is comparing a carpet to a lamp. No idea what that means, but you can get the biggest group of morons together and fight the same boss over and over after having read on a website how to beat him, and all it takes is time. Couple weeks and WHAM. Come over to the pvp side of things where the "bosses" think and react.